Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Don’t miss a single minute of this amazing event. Listen to it on your radios. Watch the whole thing on your television. Participate online. Text and tweet your friends. It’s been an amazing 4-day investigation. The first suspect is dead, and the second suspect seems to be surrounded. Will he be shot by sharpshooters? Will he blow himself up? Will he surrender, be interrogated, and sent to prison? Stay tuned to your media!