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TRIANA'S HOROSCOPE COLUMN


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November 25 - December 1, 2002

Schlepping Toward Thanksgiving

posted 11/25/02
I’ve had a lot of fun listening to people’s plans for the holidays, but the best plans often go awry and there’s no need to get all twisted about it. It’s only a turkey! Just kidding. I know that this is a time when we give thanks to the pilgrims that couldn’t make it through the winter without the Indians.

And being a quarter Native myself, let me remind you that this Thanksgiving we have an extra special thing to be thankful for: A Chickasaw astronaut is up there right now, at the International Space Station, and he’s the first Native American in space. Not only that, he’s scheduled to do three space walks. And he took the Chickasaw flag with him.

Those of you that abhor televisions didn’t get to see the beautiful ceremony at the launch pad, you completely missed the splendor of this event. But among all of the anger and fear and economic bad times and that stupid Osama Bin Laden who in my eyes is nothing more than an angry spoiled rich brat with an attitude, here we have a Native praying in space.

So this Thanksgiving brings us into a time of legend. Perhaps students a few hundred years from now will remember the Thanksgiving when the first Native made a pilgrimage to the stars, when the Sky Nation sang while we earthbound souls fretted over whatever it is we fret over during this time that was always fun when we were kids.

Don’t forget the magic. If you listen, maybe you’ll hear the Native singing in your sleep and remember what is good. And don’t forget to say "thank you."

Aries (March 21 - April 20):
The beginning of the week has you blown out of the water due to all planets occupying only fire and air. With nothing to ground you, avoid making any impulsive decisions. Put off what you can until midweek when the Moon moves into Virgo. That will bring you a sense of practicality and help you feel better so you can catch your breath. And slow down!!!


Taurus (April 21 - May 20):
You think it’s only you that can’t get it together, Little Bull??? Don’t flatter yourself; this week sees no planets in anything other than fire and air elements. No Earth for your poor little cloven hooves to walk on. Well never mind, by next week it will begin to get somewhat sane. Until then, watch your pocketbook and don’t try to make up for your lack of organization by spending too much.


Gemini (May 21 - June 20):
One word for you this week: Insane. There is no grounding force for you until next week, but don’t use that as an excuse to be flighty. Be gracious, laugh a lot and don’t take yourself so very seriously, Twin! You have a quick wit and can spark a good belly laugh even on an off day, so laugh away and don’t be hard on yourself.


Cancer (June 21 - July 22):
Steam, steam, steam!!! That’s because all planets start the week in only fire and air signs, so if you’re in a mood to vent, don’t expect much of an audience. Don’t you hate it when that happens? You’re one of the champion tantrum throwers of the zodiac, too. Buck up, though; December is looking mighty fine for you and you’ll feel quite empowered.


Leo (July 23 - August 22):
You have the power to make sweeping changes in your life right now, but if you’ve already made them, disregard this sentence. As we come to the end of November, changes are being made in your favor and you once again have a shot at the title. If it’s a new job you’re looking for, go for it this week. Educational plans can bring about a profound revelation for you.


Virgo (August 23 - September 22):
Mid week will see you feeling much better; the Moon will occupy your sign and help you feel better. Until then it’s all fire and air in the Heavens, so let the storm rage and just stay out of it. Conflict really does make you tired, so don’t start one. Creative endeavors are worthy of your attention now, for mind and soul. Go learn something new!


Libra (September 23 - October 22):
What??? Wake you up when it’s over? We think not, you have to join the fun! With all the sparks flying, it’s your turn to go running in there and restore order. Don’t bother to be nice...nice doesn’t cut it unless it comes from a very, very, very deep place. Let it fly, Libra, then your back won’t hurt so much and if you drink lots of water and take your vitamins, you’ll have yourself a complete dose of reality that suits you!


Scorpio (October 23 - November 22):
Now that Venus is gaining strength in your own sign, watch for Mars to join her next week! Whatever it is, you’re on it! Now go for the home stretch, go the distance, you know the drill. Oh, and by the way...others can’t read your mind. If you want to get your point across you’re going to have to do the verbal thing. You know. Talk. Make your wishes known. You hate that, but it’s a better way.


Sagittarius (November 23 - December 20):
Archer, you’re going to flame yourself out if you’re not careful! So very much to accomplish, to celebrate, to have fits over. If only everybody else would see things your way! But folks don’t play that way, so keep on aiming high and don’t lower your standards one bit. Every time you’ve done that, you’ve suffered. Take easy this holiday season, too. Pick your parties well.


Capricorn (December 21 - January 19):
There must be at least one planet in your personal chart that you like, because you seem to be making headway! Next month Mercury moves into your sign, heralding a breakthrough for you, which is terrific. Now just settle down, get through this week, have a nice time with your friends and family and forget all the bad stuff. Chances are, it’s not your fault and equally, chances are that it’s not under your direct control anyway. To heck with control, it’s too stressful.


Aquarius (January 20 - February 19):
With all of the planets occupying only fire and air at the beginning of the week, you may be tempted to start a very unrealistic endeavor. Wait a few days. Of course, you’re famous for thinking out loud and giving the impression that action is going to be taken when that’s not your real intention at all. Never mind, you’re about thought and not about action anyway. Whatever the great idea is, sit on it for a bit. If it’s real, do it, don’t say it. You can always explain later!


Pisces (February 20-March 20)
Stalled plans, goofy planets, and here we are surrounded by conflicts of interest all over the place. Same old, same old. Now Pisces, don’t get it into your aquatic brain that things are so different from romantic history. They’re not. Humans are just as stupid now as ever before and the dynamic is the same. If you want to be a ground breaker, you jump out of the pond first! You’ll likely find good company on the shore!


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