Well, well, well! We have yet another very rare occurrence in the Heavens that won’t be on the news or live video streaming; three (yes 3!) T-Squares. It could get pretty ugly so tread lightly but also be ready to stand up for yourself. I don’t even know how to interpret three separate T-Squares as I've never seen it happen before, so we may have to examine this phenomenon in hindsight. Basically it means an enormous amount of energy in conflicting directions; everybody wants to rule the world, too many cooks in the kitchen, everyone’s an expert, nobody knows anything and the check’s in the mail. At volume.
Jupiter has now taken up residence in the air sign Gemini, where he will be for a year. This brings relief to Gemini natives who have been shaken by the current Gemini/Sagittarius eclipse cycle we've been in for the past couple of years. The relief won’t show up immediately though, because Jupiter is squared up with Neptune in Pisces. This period of time will affect all Mutable signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces) more profoundly than everyone else, but everyone will indeed feel these winds of change.
With so much going on, we can either look at it as exciting or as "it will never be the same again." Well, we’d better learn that that’s how it rolls, and make ourselves as comfortable as possible; it’s not like we’re in the driver's seat!
Aries (March 21 - April 20): Jupiter has now moved into your sector of Thinking/Communicating and will be there for a year. Looks like some travel is in your near future, for the purpose of learning/teaching. Since Jupiter isn’t beginning this placement in a peaceful manner (he’s in conflict with Neptune in your sector of Endings) you may be tempted to accept a contract or task that seems too good to be true and it will be, even if you sign a contract. Unless you want to engage in legal battles later, do your research well and know what you're really getting into.
Taurus (April 21 - May 20): This isn’t going to be the best week to see much forward movement due to three T-Squares setting off arguments regarding anything and everything. Your patience will definitely be tried and with benevolent Jupiter settling into your sector of finances, don’t assume things promised will be delivered due to Jupiter’s ill placement with elusive Neptune in your sector of Shared Assets. You’re a patient sort normally, especially if you’ve been on the planet for a while; don’t make a major move without having solid ground to step onto.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Jupiter is now in your sign for a year, opening up possibilities that haven’t been available to you for 12 years! One cautionary note is that Jupiter is in a square with Neptune who is in your sector of Career so it you try to go too far too fast, you’ll derail and it will mess you up for a long time. Don’t derail. Your mind always goes a million times faster than any solid object so entertain possibilities but don’t try to make them all happen at once. This week is very unstable; in fact, it’s kind of icky in many ways so tread cautiously!
Cancer (June 21 - July 22):: Uck. This week isn’t starting out well; we have three different T-Squares happening simultaneously and the most prominent one involves Mercury in your sign, Uranus in your sector of Career and Pluto in your sector of Relationship. It is possible that you are launching something new from the power of this one T-Square, but you can’t expect for things to go smoothly because of the other two T-Squares and the aggravation they’re causing. Wires will get crossed and things will be forgotten so focus on keeping it together.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): This week will be fraught with things that need to be done yesterday; this isn’t your fault, but since you’re the best at what you do, the onus will be on you to solve everybody else’s problems. You know how much you love that. Use your den wisely and get a makeover that says, “Don’t even think about it.” You’ll need it this week, for sure! Your noble gaze should only fall on those who have earned it
Virgo (August 23 ) Well. Shall we start with Jupiter taking up residence in your sector of Career? Let’s do that, because he’s going to be there for a year, shining on you and urging you on to outdo yourself but get recognized for it! This will be going on for a whole year! That’s the good news; the not-so-good news is that Jupiter is square to Neptune, so there may be a labyrinth to walk through before you feel the immediate results of Jupiter’s benevolence. Three separate T-Squares are operating now, and this is really going to shake things up for everyone. Your crowning achievement is your attention to detail and that is what will put you above the rest now.
Libra (September 23 - October 22): It’s not enough to start the week with three separate T-Squares; nooooooooo. But this is what’s happening, so if you get all sensitive you’ll get run over. Use your logic and fine mind to maneuver and observe. Jupiter has moved into your companion air sign Gemini in your sector of Expansion but he won’t be of much help due to being squared up with elusive Neptune in your sector of work/health. In an extreme situation, issues around alcohol could be your undoing (recreational drugs as well) so distance yourself from those as well as people who are heavily invested in using them.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 22): Consider yourself lucky if your life is steady right now! We start the week with Jupiter changing signs, moving into your sector of Shared Assets where he will be for the next year. Here’s the deal: Jupiter is squared up with Neptune in your sector of Creative Expression; if you can harness this enormous energy and direct it in the intensity that is your style, you’ll do well. There are currently three T-Squares intensifying everything in the heavens now. Observe, and try not to scare the humans!
Sagittarius (November 23 - December 20): We begin the week with three T-Squares (count 'em, three!). This isn’t exactly a party, but there will be plenty of action; just stay out of the crossfire, and the best way to do that is keep your mouth shut! Seriously. Your ability to be blunt may be misconstrued as some kind of cruel and unusual punishment and then everybody will have a Hatefest with your name on it. Your Ruler Jupiter is now in your sector of Relationship as well as in a square with elusive Neptune. Good luck trying to nail Jello down this week!
Capricorn (December 21 - January 19): Yes, there is a lot of stress in the air, both personally and every other way. We have no less than three T-Squares up there right now. That is practically unprecedented! The most intense one involves Pluto in your sign along with Uranus in your sector of Home and Mercury in your sector of Relationship. If you’re not headed for a breakup now, your relationship will likely survive. Even benevolent Jupiter, who is now in the sign of Gemini and your sector of Work/Health, is afflicted by an aggressive stance with elusive Neptune in your sector of Thinking/Communicating. Advice? Escapist literature.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 19): Oh well, for Pete’s sake. We begin the week with three T-Squares. This means an enormous amount of energy with nowhere to go but into conflict. Your sign isn’t involved but you will be affected. The good thing is, Jupiter has now moved into your companion air sign Gemini, so your creativity will be greatly enhanced as long as it doesn’t involve money; Neptune is there and is in an antagonistic aspect with Jupiter. You might get an unexpected financial hit that you weren’t expecting even though you read the fine print. Get that magic wand out!
Pisces (February 20 - March 20): Neptune in your sign is in an aggressive position with benevolent Jupiter who has just entered your sector of Home; this could affect a renting/buying situation where what you want is easy to find but what you get isn’t what you signed up for. Don’t you hate that? Be sure to keep your emotions in check and your “this is meant to be!” philosophy doubly in check. I normally wouldn’t warn you like this but in addition to this conflict of planets we are also dealing with three separate T-Squares in the Heavens right now; this is the kind of stuff that takes the “fun” our of dysfunction. Grab your First Aid kit and render assistance when it’s appropriate to do so.